Whales are having a downright defiant 2015. Just weeks after a giant blue whale brazenly interrupted a BBC interview (an interview about whales, no less), a frustrated orca has been documented punting a seal roughly 80 feet into the air without a single ounce of remorse.
The video's description doesn't offer much in the way of an explanation, which isn't surprising given that apparently none of the people behind the camera know how to speak whale and/or seal. For theories on the chain of events that eventually inspired this remarkable (and presumably fatal) punt, we turn to the dark depths of Twitter:
To be fair, none of those theories (whale is an asshole, whale is bored, whale is just being whale) are as strong as the obvious answer here: Opportunistic seal was probably just pestering this whale about a Free Willy reboot.